they don't all have to be dirty...

The camel-chicken-thing says "Love Me".

Photo by Jodie-Marie Faraci
Taken near the Spanish Steps
Rome, Italy

potty mouth

on the light switch inside the women's bathroom at Sapporo East:

"Kirsten sucks dick 4 dope."

it should be noted that this vandalism occurred in the women's bathroom, while a thorough inspection of the men's room found it spotless. men are often blamed for graffiti, but now we've finally identified the real culprits...

see for yourself at:
Sapporo East
First Ave & 10th Street
NYC

Another homerun by Bruehl!

"Derek Jeter has sucked every dick in Greenpoint."

Photo by Alex Bruehl
Based on the content of the photo, and the fact that her facebook status says she's visiting NYC, i would guess this came from a sleazehole bar in Brooklyn, NY.

TMI

"my dog raped you! fyi..."

Photo by Alex Bruehl
Little Joy. Echo Park, CA

Love Spells

"I heart u. for so many resons [sic]."

Thanks to Alex Bruehl for taking the picture and for noting that love survives even where spelling fails.
Little Joy. Echo Park, CA

mmm... grits...

"Joe B------ knows something about grits."
Fanelli Cafe, Soho, NYC

they don't all have to be offensive...

"Obinna was here."
an airport restroom in Nairobi, Kenya.

it's a very common name

although i disagree with the graphic nature of this message, i shan't censor it...

"Suck a cock, Matt Oliver"


thanks to Aron Watman in NYC.

the honorable Mike B.

Our first submission comes from Amanda in Venice...

"Mike B------- is a pansy, fake lying cheater who will fuck your friends when you least expect it."

Taken at O'Brien's Pub in Santa Monica, CA.