mmm... grits...

"Joe B------ knows something about grits."
Fanelli Cafe, Soho, NYC

they don't all have to be offensive...

"Obinna was here."
an airport restroom in Nairobi, Kenya.

it's a very common name

although i disagree with the graphic nature of this message, i shan't censor it...

"Suck a cock, Matt Oliver"


thanks to Aron Watman in NYC.

the honorable Mike B.

Our first submission comes from Amanda in Venice...

"Mike B------- is a pansy, fake lying cheater who will fuck your friends when you least expect it."

Taken at O'Brien's Pub in Santa Monica, CA.